Darth Obama: A Star Wars Political Satire

This little story was inspired by a comment left on a Fox News article that mentioned “Restoring the Republic”. The wording made me think of the following scene from Star Wars where Darth Vader enters announcing that the “Imperial Senate” has been dissolved. Here I replace the characters in the original script with liberal political ideologues. Hence, Darth Obama.

This is a satire. It’s meant to make a point and for laughs. Just like a political comic. Enjoy 🙂

In A City Far, Far Away… (Washington, D.C.)

Joe Biden: Until these liberal polices are fully operational, we are vulnerable. The Conservatives are too well equipped! They’re more dangerous than you realize.

Harry Reid: Dangerous to your political party, Commander, not to our liberal agenda.

Joe Biden: The Conservatives will continue to gain a support in Congress-

Nancy Pelosi: [walking in with Darth Obama] Congress will no longer be of any concern to us. I have just received word that the Emperor Soros has dissolved Congress permanently. The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.

Joe Biden: That’s impossible! How will the Emperor maintain control without the bureaucracy?

Nancy Pelosi: Obama’s czars now have direct control over their territories. Fear will keep the local systems in line. Fear of liberal social policies.

Joe Biden: And what of the Tea Party? If the Tea Party have obtained a complete technical readout of our agenda, it is possible, however unlikely, that they might find a weakness and exploit it.

Darth Obama Enters

Darth Obama: The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands.

Harry Reid: Any attack made by the Tea Party against the liberal agenda would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they’ve obtained. This agenda is now the ultimate power in the universe! I suggest we use it.

Darth Obama: Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of “Change”.

Harry Reid: Don’t try to frighten us with your sorcerer’s ways, Lord Obama. [Obama walks toward Reid, then slowly raises his hand] Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up your birth certificate [begins to sound strained] or given you clairvoyance enough to find the Tea Party’s hidden fort- [grasps his throat as if he is being cho ked]

Darth Obama: I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Nancy Pelosi: Enough of this. Obama, release him!

Darth Obama: As you wish. [drops his hand and Reid’s head hits the table as he regains his breath]

Nancy Pelosi: This bickering is pointless. Now Lord Obama will provide us with the location of the hidden Tea Party fortress. We will then crush the Tea Party with one swift stroke.

Sith Lord Obama

One comment on “Darth Obama: A Star Wars Political Satire

  1. I LOL’d IRL. This is awesome! 🙂

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