Reading a comment on Fox News about “restoring the republic” I immediately thought of this classic exchange from Star Wars. I decided to have some fun with it and change names to political figures and what not. This is a political satire, and shouldn’t be interpreted as necessarily my political views.

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Joe Biden: Until these liberal polices are fully operational, we are vulnerable. The Conservatives are too well equipped! They’re more dangerous than you realize.

Harry Reid: Dangerous to your political party, Commander, not to our liberal agenda.

Joe Biden: The Conservatives will continue to gain a support in Congress-

Nancy Pelosi: [walking in with Darth Obama] Congress will no longer be of any concern to us. I have just received word that the Emperor Soros has dissolved Congress permanently. The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.

Joe Biden: That’s impossible! How will the Emperor maintain control without the bureaucracy?

Nancy Pelosi: Obama’s czars now have direct control over their territories. Fear will keep the local systems in line. Fear of liberal social policies.

Joe Biden: And what of the Tea Party? If the Tea Party have obtained a complete technical readout of our agenda, it is possible, however unlikely, that they might find a weakness and exploit it.

Darth Obama: The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands.

Harry Reid: Any attack made by the Tea Party against the liberal agenda would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they’ve obtained. This agenda is now the ultimate power in the universe! I suggest we use it.

Darth Obama: Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of “Change”.

Harry Reid: Don’t try to frighten us with your sorcerer’s ways, Lord Obama. [Obama walks toward Reid, then slowly raises his hand] Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up your birth certificate [begins to sound strained] or given you clairvoyance enough to find the Tea Party’s hidden fort- [grasps his throat as if he is being cho ked]

Darth Obama: I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Nancy Pelosi: Enough of this. Obama, release him!

Darth Obama: As you wish. [drops his hand and Reid's head hits the table as he regains his breath]

Nancy Pelosi: This bickering is pointless. Now Lord Obama will provide us with the location of the hidden Tea Party fortress. We will then crush the Tea Party with one swift stroke.